Lady and Gentlemen buckle up your seatbelts and prepare for a rollercoaster of crazy! "copyright Bear" is an absolute trip, in more kinds of ways. The film takes a "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a comical horror movie that will bring you to your feet, scratching your head, and questioning the choices made by bears and drug traffickers.
copyright Bear
From the moment we meet the glamorous Andrew C Thornton, played perfectly by Matthew Rhys, you know you're set for a wild journey. A smuggler of style elegance, grace and a knack for dumping his precious baggage in the most ominous locations. The only thing he knew was of the possibility that he could without knowing it, create a legend for this century--the "copyright Bear!"
Do not think about what you think you know about bears or their food preferences. The film takes a tough stand and believes that when bears are addicted to copyright, they don't just party, they change into bloodthirsty monsters! Stop, Godzilla but there's an upcoming king in town, and this is a bear who has a obsession with powdered substances.
The characters we have in our story, like the police who are bumbling of the city, the lazy criminals along with innocent people who didn't know how to exit from the paper bag are sure to leave you in stitches. Their collective incompetence is truly incredible to witness. If you ever find yourself at a loss for something to laugh about you can imagine investigators Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell, trying to solve the mystery without accidentally shooting one another.
But let's not forget our courageous adventurers, Olaf and Elsa. It's not those who appear in "Frozen." The two trekkers stumble across an abundance of Colombian goodies, and prior to when there's a chance to say "Bearzilla," they become an ideal target for copyright bear's unstoppable craving. Do you really need anyone to have a Disney princess when there's hissing, running bear to be found?
The movie strikes the perfect combination of horror and comedy and makes you smile every now and gripping your popcorn with terror the next. The body count is higher than those hairs that hang on your head (blog post) and you'll feel like cheering for each demise with wicked happiness. It's something like watching National Geographic special hosted by the Grim Reaper.
And now, let's talk about the ultimate showdown. Picture this: a waterfall running in the background our family comprising Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry getting ready to tackle their nemesis, the copyright Bear. It's an epic war for the past, accompanied by fireworks, bear roars and enough white powder make Tony Montana to shame. Then, just as you think this bear's gone It's resurrected after a copyright explosion! Talk about a new era of the legendary scale.
Sure "copyright Bear" may have it's flaws. Its editing is as unsteady and jittery as a caffeine-induced squirrel it leaves you scratching at your desk and wonder if the reel has been secretly utilized as scratching pole. Don't fret, fans, as the bear CGI is quite top-quality. The bear stole the show and the editing team seemed to appear to be in the midst of a sugar rush themselves.
This film is a concoction of tension, tension with unexpected bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. Then, as the credits play before you depart the theater with a smirk on your face, be sure to remember the reviewer's final advice: Keep bears away from food, particularly not anything that contains drugs or hiking buddies. I guarantee it will not result in a happy ending for anyone.
Then, go grab your popcorn, buckle your seat, as you take on the thrilling world of "copyright Bear." It's a singular cinematic experience that's bound to have you in stunned, as you consider the force of bears along with their mysterious party possibilities.